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It's okay if you don't like me. Not everyone has good taste. - Funny Metal Sign
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It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised. - Funny Metal Sign
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you were illiterate, alphabet soup would just be noodles. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance. - Funny Metal Sign
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If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't. - Funny Metal Sign
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If humans didn't wear clothing, we'd all be in better shape. - Funny Metal Sign
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I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it - Funny Metal Sign
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I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!! - Funny Metal Sign
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I removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious. - Funny Metal Sign
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I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. - Funny Metal Sign
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I don't keep secrets, I just keep people out of my business. - Funny Metal Sign
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I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I go normal from time to time. - Funny Metal Sign
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I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself. - Funny Metal Sign
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Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense. - Funny Metal Sign
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History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history. - Funny Metal Sign
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Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back. - Funny Metal Sign
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Folding clothes is just creating socially-accepted wrinkles. - Funny Metal Sign
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Fishing would be a lot less popular if fish had vocal cords. - Funny Metal Sign
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Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations. - Funny Metal Sign
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy. - Funny Metal Sign
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Crucifixion is actually a very ironic death for a carpenter. - Funny Metal Sign
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Cracking my knuckles is an ability that has a cool down time - Funny Metal Sign
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. - Funny Metal Sign
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Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something - Funny Metal Sign
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Churches are like bookclubs that only ever discuss one book. - Funny Metal Sign
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Cheap things are of no value, valuable things are not cheap. - Funny Metal Sign
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Being fat is a problem that you can literally run away from. - Funny Metal Sign
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Being an only child is third wheeling your parents for life. - Funny Metal Sign
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Art is how we decorate space; music is how we decorate time. - Funny Metal Sign
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Apple has become the anthesis of their famous 1984 campaign. - Funny Metal Sign
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Anything can be a boomerang if you throw it directly upwards - Funny Metal Sign
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All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get. - Funny Metal Sign
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time. - Funny Metal Sign
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A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey. - Funny Metal Sign
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A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Funny Metal Sign
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A brain transplant would actually be a full body transplant. - Funny Metal Sign
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You think you're unique until you have to choose a username - Funny Metal Sign
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You play the victim. I'll play the disinterested bystander. - Funny Metal Sign
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Funny Metal Sign
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You are not raising a child you are training a future adult - Funny Metal Sign
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X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself. - Funny Metal Sign
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Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it's always collecting dust. - Funny Metal Sign
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When you lose weight, you're less content and more content. - Funny Metal Sign
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When you drink alcohol, both you and the alcohol get drunk. - Funny Metal Sign
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. - Funny Metal Sign
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What if black holes are just areas we haven't unlocked yet? - Funny Metal Sign
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We live in an age where your last words may be an emoticon. - Funny Metal Sign
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We have two minutes to live but breathing resets the clock. - Funny Metal Sign
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Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most. - Funny Metal Sign
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This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down! - Funny Metal Sign
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They should put dog toys in the bottom of bags of dog food. - Funny Metal Sign
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They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts already. - Funny Metal Sign
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There should be a sperm bank called Get a Load of This Guy. - Funny Metal Sign
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. - Funny Metal Sign
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the top selling VHS right now will hold that record forever - Funny Metal Sign
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The more serious a relationship gets, the more casual it is - Funny Metal Sign
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The internet is full of cats because dog people go outside. - Funny Metal Sign
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The easiest way to enrage someone is to tell them to relax. - Funny Metal Sign
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The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Funny Metal Sign
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The best barber will never be able to have the best haircut - Funny Metal Sign
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Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon - Funny Metal Sign
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Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training. - Funny Metal Sign
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Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking. - Funny Metal Sign
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Queue is just Q with 4 letters silently waiting their turn. - Funny Metal Sign
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Oh, I didn't tell you? Must be none of your business, then. - Funny Metal Sign
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Offer limited to residents of the contiguous United States. - Funny Metal Sign
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No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. - Funny Metal Sign
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No man goes before his time — unless the boss leaves early. - Funny Metal Sign
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My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic. - Funny Metal Sign
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Mowing the lawn is basically just shaving the Earth's face. - Funny Metal Sign
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Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut. - Funny Metal Sign
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Laughter is the best medicine, if you don't have insurance. - Funny Metal Sign
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It's the least I can do, and I always like to do the least. - Funny Metal Sign
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It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost. - Funny Metal Sign
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It doesn't matter whether you win or lose — until you lose. - Funny Metal Sign
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If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system. - Funny Metal Sign
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If the good die young, then why must we respect our elders? - Funny Metal Sign
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If redness or swelling develop, consult physician promptly. - Funny Metal Sign
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If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? - Funny Metal Sign
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If I owned a copy store, I would only hire identical twins. - Funny Metal Sign
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If I could teleport, I'd still probably be late everywhere. - Funny Metal Sign
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If humans had three legs, we'd call sandals flip-flap-flops - Funny Metal Sign
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder if I've bought the clothes I'm going to die in yet - Funny Metal Sign
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I went to buy camouflage trousers, but I couldn't find any. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
I love sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Human genius has its limits while human stupidity does not. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Fireplace is probably the laziest name for any object ever. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Consultation, n.: Medical term meaning to share the wealth. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Commercial free, but we're gonna tell you after every song. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
A proper fork in the road would have three or four options. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
You will always find something in the last place you look. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95