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This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings. - Funny Metal Sign
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There's nothing more suspicious than a clear browser history. - Funny Metal Sign
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The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. - Funny Metal Sign
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The War on Drugs probably has more POW's than any actual war. - Funny Metal Sign
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The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. - Funny Metal Sign
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The person who named the belly button must have had an outie. - Funny Metal Sign
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The more you get to know someone, the less you use their name - Funny Metal Sign
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The first President of the Moon might have already been born. - Funny Metal Sign
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The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling* - Funny Metal Sign
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Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating. - Funny Metal Sign
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Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion. - Funny Metal Sign
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Special engagement; no discounts, passes or coupons accepted. - Funny Metal Sign
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Somehow we always assume that aliens would walk around naked. - Funny Metal Sign
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Some stirring may be necessary to achieve proper consistency. - Funny Metal Sign
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Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them... - Funny Metal Sign
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Our sun is part of a constellation that we are unaware exists - Funny Metal Sign
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Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer. - Funny Metal Sign
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Only mortals have told me that it would suck to live forever. - Funny Metal Sign
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Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist when you need something. - Funny Metal Sign
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Of all the utensils to eat rice with, how did two sticks win? - Funny Metal Sign
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Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. - Funny Metal Sign
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Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. - Funny Metal Sign
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail. - Funny Metal Sign
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Most people are too busy to have time for anything important. - Funny Metal Sign
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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. - Funny Metal Sign
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Might not be suitable for persons suffering from weak hearts. - Funny Metal Sign
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It's entirely possible that I am a former Men in Black agent. - Funny Metal Sign
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It's called karma and it's pronounced like this: ha-ha-ha-ha. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you're having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you rip a hole in a fish net, there are fewer holes in it. - Funny Metal Sign
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If we were meant to fly, we wouldn't keep losing our luggage. - Funny Metal Sign
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If it wasn't for pizza, I would never know I liked pepperoni. - Funny Metal Sign
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I've met atheists that care more about my religion than I do. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm old enough to remember when the internet did not have ads - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder how many anti-vaxxers gave their dogs a rabies shot. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wish I was as skinny as the first time I thought I was fat. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wish fat was like muscle; if you don't use it, you lose it. - Funny Metal Sign
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I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one. - Funny Metal Sign
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I just procrastinated watching a TED talk on procrastination. - Funny Metal Sign
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. - Funny Metal Sign
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. - Funny Metal Sign
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I don't have a welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar. - Funny Metal Sign
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I correct autocorrect more times than autocorrect corrects me - Funny Metal Sign
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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. - Funny Metal Sign
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Funny Metal Sign
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He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet. - Funny Metal Sign
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Has anyone actually finished the 99 of beer on the wall song? - Funny Metal Sign
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Halloween is the worst day to have an actual, bleeding injury - Funny Metal Sign
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent. - Funny Metal Sign
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Fewer people have stood in my shower than have been in space. - Funny Metal Sign
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Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting. - Funny Metal Sign
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Everything in the universe is either a banana or not a banana - Funny Metal Sign
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Every day is 'Bring your kid to work day' if you're pregnant. - Funny Metal Sign
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Energy drinks and caffeine are basically just stamina potions - Funny Metal Sign
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Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling. - Funny Metal Sign
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Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Funny Metal Sign
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Dating profiles should include preferred ambient temperature. - Funny Metal Sign
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Cars with automatic braking would suck in a zombie apocalypse - Funny Metal Sign
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Better hope you get what you want before you stop wanting it. - Funny Metal Sign
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Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone. - Funny Metal Sign
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Bagels are merely a vehicle to get cream cheese into my mouth - Funny Metal Sign
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Baby names aren't actually baby names, they are just 'names'. - Funny Metal Sign
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Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day. - Funny Metal Sign
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Anyone notice the irony behind hyphenated and non-hyphenated? - Funny Metal Sign
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible. - Funny Metal Sign
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. - Funny Metal Sign
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All of the best skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake. - Funny Metal Sign
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All males strive to be the man while avoiding being that guy. - Funny Metal Sign
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All animals except humans have the right to be nude in public - Funny Metal Sign
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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese. - Funny Metal Sign
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Acquired taste is the Stockholm Syndrome of the flavor world. - Funny Metal Sign
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A telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound - Funny Metal Sign
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10/10 of us think we won't be the one to get hit by that bus. - Funny Metal Sign
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Your future self is watching you right now through memories. - Funny Metal Sign
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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks. - Funny Metal Sign
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What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon. - Funny Metal Sign
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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. - Funny Metal Sign
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Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official. - Funny Metal Sign
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There are animals in the world that have never seen a human. - Funny Metal Sign
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The worst part about food poisoning is that you paid for it. - Funny Metal Sign
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The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others. - Funny Metal Sign
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The best stalkers are the ones you don't even know you have. - Funny Metal Sign
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Technically, any drink that has calories is an energy drink. - Funny Metal Sign
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Stupidity knows no boundaries, but it knows a lot of people. - Funny Metal Sign
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Some people pray for more than they are willing to work for. - Funny Metal Sign
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Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion. - Funny Metal Sign
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Promising costs nothing, it's the delivering that kills you. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
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Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
People are unconditionally guaranteed to be full of defects. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
One day I will unknowingly buy a lifetime supply of bananas. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cryÂ… - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
My friends are so much cooler than yours. They're invisible. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Mirrors are the most photographed object in the 21st century - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Losing 200 pounds is a lot better in the US than in England. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95 -
Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest. - Funny Metal Sign
RetroRust
$19.95Made in the USA of high-quality aluminum, this metal sign uses simulated rust and aging to give a vintage effect . Beautiful satin, non-glare finish. Simulated printed on "rust" to give a vintage effect of aging. Outdoor durable and weatherproof...$19.95