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You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. - Funny Metal Sign
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Funny Metal Sign
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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Funny Metal Sign
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We only have a few minutes to live, but breathing resets the timer. - Funny Metal Sign
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today, n.: A nice place to visit, but you can't stay here for long. - Funny Metal Sign
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There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong. - Funny Metal Sign
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There are only two days in your lifetime that aren't 24 hours long. - Funny Metal Sign
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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Funny Metal Sign
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The Rocky Mountains is an extremely lazy name for a mountain range. - Funny Metal Sign
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The only way to actually be done with my laundry is to do it naked. - Funny Metal Sign
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The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gun fight. - Funny Metal Sign
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The difference between revolution and treason is success or failure - Funny Metal Sign
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The difference between a Million and a Billion is almost a Billion. - Funny Metal Sign
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The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week. - Funny Metal Sign
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Talking is a really slow data transfer between two super computers. - Funny Metal Sign
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Siri should respond to me at the same volume level that I spoke at. - Funny Metal Sign
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Premarital sex isn't really premarital sex if you don't get married - Funny Metal Sign
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. - Funny Metal Sign
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People fight each other to the death over what happens when we die. - Funny Metal Sign
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patent: A method of publicizing inventions so others can copy them. - Funny Metal Sign
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Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example. - Funny Metal Sign
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management, n.: The art of getting other people to do all the work. - Funny Metal Sign
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Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience. - Funny Metal Sign
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Imagine how many alarm clocks go off at the same time every morning - Funny Metal Sign
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If you cut too many corners you'll land up going around in circles. - Funny Metal Sign
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If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. - Funny Metal Sign
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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? - Funny Metal Sign
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If I played my life like a game I'd probably be a lot better at it. - Funny Metal Sign
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If God created the sun on the fourth day, how had four days passed? - Funny Metal Sign
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If fish could scream, fishing would probably be a lot less popular. - Funny Metal Sign
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Funny Metal Sign
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I've only ever said I hate you to the people I wholeheartedly love. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm calling my lawyer is the adult equivalent of I'm telling my mom - Funny Metal Sign
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I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'd better save first is often the gamer's version of hold my beer. - Funny Metal Sign
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I would much prefer a new set of teeth when I'm 40 than when I'm 7. - Funny Metal Sign
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I wonder how many fake arguments I've lost in other people's heads. - Funny Metal Sign
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I try to watch what I eat and yet my eyes just aren't quick enough. - Funny Metal Sign
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He who is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else. - Funny Metal Sign
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Google Drive will mean a completely different thing in a few years. - Funny Metal Sign
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Good and Evil are both only one letter away from God and the Devil. - Funny Metal Sign
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Girls wear makeup to look older. Women wear makeup to look younger. - Funny Metal Sign
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Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege. - Funny Metal Sign
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Don't make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything. - Funny Metal Sign
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Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. - Funny Metal Sign
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Distinctive, adj.: A different color or shape than our competitors. - Funny Metal Sign
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Didn't sleep much but I did get a solid few hours of worrying done. - Funny Metal Sign
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Chemicals, n.: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made. - Funny Metal Sign
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Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand, they can't disagree. - Funny Metal Sign
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Barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was finally invented. - Funny Metal Sign
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As a father I have realized that days are long and years are short. - Funny Metal Sign
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Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty. - Funny Metal Sign
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back. - Funny Metal Sign
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After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done. - Funny Metal Sign
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A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. - Funny Metal Sign
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A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair. - Funny Metal Sign
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Your financial institution may impose additional fees and charges. - Funny Metal Sign
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You can't see photons, but photons are the only thing you can see. - Funny Metal Sign
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Whoever the first person was to try honey had to be really hungry. - Funny Metal Sign
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Where will it all end? Probably somewhere near where it all began. - Funny Metal Sign
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When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom. - Funny Metal Sign
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What if kids loving their parents is a form of Stockholm Syndrome? - Funny Metal Sign
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TVs went from curving outwards, to flatscreen, to curving inwards. - Funny Metal Sign
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Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel. - Funny Metal Sign
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There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. - Funny Metal Sign
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The world's best masseuse will never get the world's best massage. - Funny Metal Sign
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The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay. - Funny Metal Sign
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The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable. - Funny Metal Sign
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Funny Metal Sign
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The odds are a million to one against your being one in a million. - Funny Metal Sign
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The longer you wait for a haircut, the better deal you're getting. - Funny Metal Sign
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The light of a hundred stars does not equal the light of the moon. - Funny Metal Sign
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The first woman to ever have twins must have been really confused. - Funny Metal Sign
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The first person that tested a parachute had to be a huge bad ass. - Funny Metal Sign
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The first guy to shave his face must have freaked some people out. - Funny Metal Sign
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The difference between a good haircut and a bad one is seven days. - Funny Metal Sign
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Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon - Funny Metal Sign
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Reckless driving is a bad thing. Wreckless driving is a good thing - Funny Metal Sign
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - Funny Metal Sign
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Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes. - Funny Metal Sign
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No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive after a while. - Funny Metal Sign
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No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would. - Funny Metal Sign
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My dog and I are best friends despite sharing almost no interests. - Funny Metal Sign
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My chemistry textbook is just atoms trying to explain atoms to me. - Funny Metal Sign
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Millions of people have searched for pitbull and then pitbull dog. - Funny Metal Sign
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Microwaves should have a midnight snack button that mutes the beep - Funny Metal Sign
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. - Funny Metal Sign
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It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Funny Metal Sign
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Intelligence relentlessly rides in your wake but you are faster. - Funny Metal Sign
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In the future, Earth Day will probably be a day to remember Earth. - Funny Metal Sign
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In a game of golf, the goal is to play as little golf as possible. - Funny Metal Sign
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If sunscreen was called Cancer Repellent more people would use it. - Funny Metal Sign
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If I'm driving you crazy, please remember to put your seatbelt on. - Funny Metal Sign
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If I have 2 choices and 1 of them is taken away, I have 0 choices. - Funny Metal Sign
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If gym equipment was invisible, gyms would look like silent raves. - Funny Metal Sign
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If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success. - Funny Metal Sign
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I've ruined a lot of good songs by setting them as my alarm music. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm still the same person I was last year now I'm just hungover. - Funny Metal Sign
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I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking. - Funny Metal Sign
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